How many of you guys have mean nicknames for people at work or school that amost everybody know but the person who bears that nickname. I have 2 jobs. One is the Army, the other is construction. As many people may know, these two work environments are breeding grounds for some of the most cruel nicknames possible. Here are a few of my favorites:
The boss's secretary, who nobody likes because she's a real beehotch, is know as "Grimace".
A girl in my unit whose last name is Osborne is called "Stillborn".
The fat, useless adjutant in my unit is known as "Bacon Back".
An even fatter warrant officer in another unit is known as "_ _ _ Splatter", or just plain "Splatter".
The corner of my office at work where all the foreign engineers work is known as "Asian Town" or "the Spicy Corner."
My old CP Tech was known as "Moobs", "Fatbody", "Fatback", and "Backboobs". (man I miss Moobs)
The old guy in my office who sleeps more than he works is known as "Razor Ramone" for some reason
I'd probably cry if I found out what people call me...