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    Talking The Muppet Show song that likely never existed.

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I had the craziest dream the other night involving Kermit auditioning new songs for the show.

    I woke up remembering the words and the whole melody... the kicker is, as far as I know, this song doesn't even exist!!!!

    Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Tell me what kind of bag you need...

    Muppet 2: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need a bag; a paper bag

    Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do you need a paper bag?

    Muppet 2: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need it for my goat!

    Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do you need it for your goat?

    Muppet 2: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need it to carry him 'cross the moat!

    Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is that why you need a paper bag?

    Muppet 2: Yes, my poor goat cannot float![/FONT]


    [FONT=Arial]Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?[/FONT]
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    **Steven Sterlekar (1969-2001)**

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    I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back...
    You'll be sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!

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    I think you should play it at a Show JP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthQuack
    I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back...
    Oh, you're SO important.
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    **Steven Sterlekar (1969-2001)**

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEDIpartner View Post
    [FONT=Arial]Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?[/FONT]
    Yes but shouldn't that read "a fabulously dressed goat" then....JUST KIDDING!
    Move along, move along

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedi master sal View Post
    Yes but shouldn't that read "a fabulously dressed goat" then....JUST KIDDING!
    This one doesn't say "fabulous"...
    OK... I BLOG. YOU READ. at http://jedipartner1967.livejournal.com
    **Steven Sterlekar (1969-2001)**

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