[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I had the craziest dream the other night involving Kermit auditioning new songs for the show.
I woke up remembering the words and the whole melody... the kicker is, as far as I know, this song doesn't even exist!!!!
Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Tell me what kind of bag you need...
Muppet 2: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need a bag; a paper bag
Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do you need a paper bag?
Muppet 2: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need it for my goat!
Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do you need it for your goat?
Muppet 2: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I need it to carry him 'cross the moat!
Muppet 1: [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is that why you need a paper bag?
Muppet 2: Yes, my poor goat cannot float![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?[/FONT]



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