Sometimes television can be so unintentionally funny. I recall this one time when I was at the gym and FOX News was running a story on Condoleezza Rice *vomits* and her trip abroad. Unfortunately for the people in the control room, they neglected to change the banner from the previous story. So, as Condy was deplaning Air Force One, the banner below read: TERRORIST CAUGHT ON TAPE! It was a good moment for me and I had a hearty laugh.
This morning, at the gym again, the local FOX channel WJW was running the story about Willie Nelson's drug arrest yesterday. You know how sometimes the person typing out the closed-captioning gets something wrong and it turns out funny? Well, apparently, "Authorities found magic Russians on Willie Nelson". You know that my fertile mind conjured a number of silly images that ranged from little Russian gnomes doing acrobatics off of Willie's arms and ponytail to a top-hatted magician and his beautiful assistant perched upon Willie's shoulders whilst performing feats of magic. Oh, in case you didn't know-- the authorities found magic mushrooms on Willie Nelson's tour bus. Not nearly as funny, is it?