Starring TOM CRUISE!
This is insane!
Shrunken down, this would also make someone a great avatar.
You'll be sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!
A commercial for a BMW dealership in Pittsburgh featuring some of the Penguins finest: Colby Armstrong, Max Talbot, Sergei Gonchar, and Evgeni Malkin. Note: Malkin speaks little to no English and never in the history of white people has anyone been able to beatbox.
If I were JediMasterSal or BCJ I'd've shot myself in the face by now.
It's a blacked-out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled.
I am convinced that these guys play sports because they couldn't make it as actors.
I saw this awhile ago. Talbot (the guy doing the weird sh-tuff in the commercial) reminds me of the horrible disco dancer from America's Got Talent...
Also, my fiancee works with a lady who had to be his assistant at a store opening. She said he's just as weird in real life.
Move along, move along
This video is dedicated to fans of potatoes everywhere!
I also think BobaFrett will find it particularly interesting
Warning: watching this is very stressful and it is also disgusting!
Somehow, lighting little paper ships on fire in the toilet seems like it would be a little funner than that.
[FONT=Arial Narrow]MOM, THROW DOWN SOME MONEY! THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMIIING!!!![/FONT]
Fixing the toilet would have been funnier than that.
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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