Yes, we all know that, in reality, if any of us were to answer anything but "All of them" for favorite song or favorite album, she would beat us so mercilessly that we'd beg for mercy, and then she'd like that and beat us harder.

But pretend for a moment that isn't the case.

Favorite Album: Yeah, it's a cop-out to go with a hits compilation, but Fit To Be Tied is wall-to-wall ***-kicking.

Favorite Song: "Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!)" One of the greatest songs ever, and possibly the best song to... uh, you know... to.