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    Slicker's Mom: The Last Hurrah

    With Slicker about to be shipped overseas (hopefully the military will punch some airholes in the box), Slicker's Mom jokes are about to become unfunny.

    So get them out of your system now.

    I'll start off:
    Slicker's Mom is so ugly, even Stevie Wonder has to put a bag over her head.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Slicker's Moms breath smells like train smoke.
    Up, up, and OKAAAAY!!!

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    Slicker's mom is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
    It's a blacked-out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chuxter View Post
    With Slicker about to be shipped overseas (hopefully the military will punch some airholes in the box), Slicker's Mom jokes are about to become unfunny.
    Ahhhh why would it be unfunny? Its just Japan and I'm about 99.99% sure that they know who Slicker's mom is over there.

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    Slicker's mom is so hairy, Big Foot stopped to take her picture.

    I apologise for talkin bout Slicker's Mom...I should know better...heck, I don't even know the Man...
    Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".

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    Did everyone see the Superbowl commercial with Slick's mom in it? How could you miss it.....It was the Sierra Mist one with Slick's mom having the beard comb over Doesn't get much better than that.
    You'll be sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!

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    Last hurrah my big white *ss!

    Slicker's Mom jokes were never funny to begin with and that's what made them so damn funny.

    And it's Slick that going overseas, not his mom.
    Besides, they won't Slicker's Mom overseas anyway...
    Something about being worse than bird flu and sars combined...
    [FONT=Book Antiqua]He passes to Moses - He shoots, he scores![/FONT]
    Mummy of the raincoat is a gigantic trollop.
    DOMINATE!


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    We shouldn't make fun of Slicker's Mom this way. The woman is a saint. Well, she's always on her knees, at any rate.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketboy View Post

    And it's Slick that going overseas, not his mom.
    Besides, they won't Slicker's Mom overseas anyway...
    Something about being worse than bird flu and sars combined...
    What the hell are you talkin' about?!

    I sent her over a year early to scout it out. Here's the article to prove it.
    Up, up, and OKAAAAY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slicker View Post
    I sent her over a year early to scout it out. Here's the article to prove it.
    Dear God, man. You're gonna burn for that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by RB
    And it's Slick that going overseas, not his mom.
    She's been there since the mid-50's.
    It's a blacked-out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled.

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