...to John Mayer.
Mr Mayer, after hearing that wretched piece of crap "Your Body Is a Wonderland," I called for a fatah against you, and I'm not even Muslim.
However, in light of the recent appearances I've seen you make, your earnest attempt to bring blues and old-school R&B back to rock music, and the strength of your last album (which is easily one of the best of last year), I must humbly apologize and eat my words.
But if you ever dredge up "Your Body" again, I'll call for another fatah. No amount of good works can atone for that trash.