"Chad Vader to aisle 5 for vomit cleanup. Chad to aisle 5 for vomit cleanup."
I bought it today from Best Buy ($29.99; cheapest price I saw in stores here). I'm in no hurry to get to watching them, but I will eventually.
Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.