I hate onions. I don't mind the flavor so much; I like sour cream and onion chips. But the consistency and texture of onions disgust me. I feel like I'm eating tape worms.
And people always try to tell me, "They're small. You can't even taste them." OK, fine. If you can't taste them then why do you insist on putting them in my food?
I am forming a club. I think I'll call it "NOnions" Who is with me?