I'm actually surprised there has not been a thread about this.
Well, in short, Donald's comb-over offends me!
He is one of this nation's richest men (from time to time) right?
He should be able to afford Rogain or membership in The Hair Club For Men.
With Trump's money, these options must really not work, else he would have successfully used them, right?
There could be a rare instance where he is allergic to Rogain or something. Does anyone know if that is the case?
Otherwise, his high profile should be devastating to these other companies.
Now a hat, or even a gentleman's fedora (like Indiana Jones) is a certainly viable option.
In addition to that, Patrick Stewart brought bald back to being "sexy," according to women Star Trek and X-men fans.
The shaved-head look is also in since Stone-Cold Steve Austin, Dr. Evil, and Lex Luthor - all men with things in common with Mr. Trump anyway.
He could also afford a wig or tupee, then try the shaved-head look, and were he not satisfied, run with the artificial rug or a hat for a while.
You know that comb-over has got to look absolutely frightening in the morning. I mean we're talking a walk-on role in a Michael Bay movie here.
So what gives? I mean does Trump honestly have everyone around him so fearful of him that no one dares tell him, "You look like $--t, Boss?"
I mean, he fires everyone anyway.