Quote Originally Posted by Tycho View Post

But seeing Headphones running through a parking lot with a Target bag is a funny image. I've never seen him, but I picture a guy wearing the same crusty sweatsuit everyday, a radio headset of course, greasy unkempt hair, but not enough money to afford a car of his own. Perhaps he was racing across the lot to a bus stop?
that's pretty spot on except replace the sweatsuit with a member's only jacket. the dude reeks as well.

i wish i didn't have to go to stores at opening/early morning and unfortunately i can only do it about twice a week.