This thread is similar to the "What's the Story" on starwars.com, only this is free.
Herein we examine the rich history of the unsung hero of Rogue Squadron: Lanny Mulletman. Please contribute backstory and further adventures as you wish.
Lanny was born during the early years of the Clone Wars on the planet Mebbeducks. His parents were killed when his father decided to take his Z-95 Headhunter around the corner to pick up some beer, and crashed into the family's trailer. Lanny and his fourteen brothers and sisters were henceforth raised by his aunt, Lurlene.
Fast forward years later. During the era of the Rebellion, Lanny was arrested for shooting at Jaxxon while hunting, not realizing Jaxxon was a bad*** bounty hunter and not just potential vittles for himself, his gal Mary Lou, and her six kids (only the oldest and youngest being his own). Lanny was drunk at the time, and sentenced to 90 days on Kessel. He escaped by hiding aboard the Millennium Falcon, and found his way to the Rebellion. Being an outlaw, he decided to join up.
Lanny flies a custom Y-Wing fighter (which is about the equivalent of a battered 1985 Dodge Charger). Among other after-market modifications, his craft has lifted landing gear, Yosemite Sam mudflaps on its ion engines, and a bumper sticker featuring the silhouette of a naked woman and the text, "Gas, grass, or a**: no one rides for free."