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    If you taught monkeys sign language -or written English and showed them Star Wars...

    What do you think monkeys would post about here?

    Can't we teach monkeys sign language and perhaps then written English?

    If they logged on after seeing Star Wars, what do you think they'd post about here?

    Would Chewbacca be their greatest Star Wars hero?

    If monkeys saw Star Wars, what do you think they would think?
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    Probably the same thing I think when I read this thread:

    "What the ****?"

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    They'd be eating their nuts, saving their raisins for Sundays.

    And depends on the species, some hurling feces is sign of aproval/excitement, others it is a sign of anger and frustration. Either way, a smell mess.
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    If you had an infinite number of monkeys logged in and posting, I'm sure one would just keep writing Shakespeare.

    Most of them would probably just make up lists of figures they think should be made and complain that mouse droids don't smell like bananas when you take them out of the package, though.

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    I think to properly explore this we need an expert's opinion. Dar!!! Get Hank out here!!!
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    I assumed we already had a few monkeys posting here.
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    You know exactly what we would post about! We would post about [censored] and [censored] and EXPECIALLY [censored][censored] up your [censored] with a [censored]!!! That's what we'd post about . . .

    And why does it ALWAYS have to be Shakespear???? Cause it makes no sense??? You all make no sense!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketboy View Post
    I assumed we already had a few monkeys posting here.
    Yeah, I was gonna say that I don't think this place would be very different.

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    They'd be smart enough to realize Lucas is full of crap when he says the prequel trilogy is no more kid friendly than the original trilogy. I bet they'd especially hate Jar-Jar. They also would have realized Palpatine was Sidious. They would however probably love the concept of midichlorians, because when all is said and done, they are just stupid monkeys. Oh, and they'd think Keira Knightley is hot, because they do have eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caesar View Post
    Yeah, I was gonna say that I don't think this place would be very different.
    I'm wondering how are monkey's at digging up old threads?

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