As a companion to the 'if you could be anyone' thread I thought I'd offer up an alternative and ask who wouldn't you be and why?
I wouldn't be one of the guys in the death star turbo laser channel as the damn thing goes off when they destroy Alderaan. those guys it has been pointed out would suffer the most horrible burns and heat blisters and skin cancers and nasty stuff like that due to the power of that laser. I most definately wouldn't be them.
I wouldn't be any sentry trooper in an Imperial environment because there's bound to be a rebel just around the corner to jump out and stab/choke/thump/shoot at me.
I wouldn't be Dr. Evazan or Ponda baba and I wouldn't go drinking in places frequented by crazy old hermits in shabby brown robes with a shifty glint in their eyes.