By now, we've all heard Miss South Carolina give that incomprehensible answer. If not, listen here: http://helptheiraq.ytmnd.com/
Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick this girl out of the hammock no matter what. She's definitely smokin' hot, so the point isn't to make fun of her (just in case I ever get a real shot at it ).I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should -- our education over here in the US should help the US -- or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
What I would like to hear (read) from others is how you might answer that same question. Anybody (well, almost anybody) can answer with a somewhat intelligible response, but the trick here is to see if you can be even more incomprehensible than Miss South Carolina was.
So answer as unintelligibly as possible. Use pseudo intelligent phrases like "such as" freely:
[FONT=arial]"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is? "[/FONT]