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    Unfunny poop jokes

    Last night, I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in years. I asked how he was doing, and he said he hadn't had a bite in two days.

    So I pooped on him.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: Who the hell cares? I'm prairie-doggin' here!
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    I just flew in from Aspen.

    Boy, do I have to poop.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    D'oh! It looks like there's already a thread devoted entirely to unfunny poop jokes. Can one of the mods please merge the two?
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Awesome Chuxtable.
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    Gotta hand it to ya, Chux, that was good. Even if I did like Transformers.
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    "Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!"

    While not a joke, the ol' Alka Seltzer jingle sure made us little kids laugh in the old days, cuz we sure didn't think they were singing about acid indigestion or headaches!
    ¡Que la fuerza te acompañe!

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    I'll tell you an unfunny poop joke - when I worked in the Armored Car "biz", the driver I was working with sharted in the middle of our shift. There really isn't much air circulation in those things.
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    Since my son has turned 1 this month, poop jokes just seem too real to be funny...now, poop incidents are a hilarious thing, mostly the ones involving my wife my son and his changing table!
    For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.

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