Not exactly a fire, but get a load of this....

I live in a desert. We're in the middle of a drought. Winds are always high in this area.

You may notice the time I'm posting this. Why am I up so late? Because some absolute fool has been setting off fireworks in the intersection outside my house! We called the cops, who haven't shown up, and I've not seen anyone actually set one yet, just heard voices and seen the fireworks as they go off.

Really, how can anyone be that stupid?