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    Tech Support

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

    I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
    took up a
    lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
    itself into all
    other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

    Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
    7.5, and
    Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
    attempting to run
    my favorite applications.

    I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
    work on
    Wife 1.0.
    Please help!

    Thanks,
    A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)


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    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
    just a
    Utilities and Entertainment program.

    Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
    EVERYTHING!!!
    It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
    It is
    impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
    installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
    allow this.
    Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

    I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
    suggest
    installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
    augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
    ultimately
    you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return
    to normal
    anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
    maintenance.

    Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
    Cook It
    1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
    Improper
    use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
    happens, the
    only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
    software.
    I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
    Skirt 3.3.
    This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
    damage to
    the operating system.

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support
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    LOL!!! That is friggin hilarious!!! I wonder if Wife 1.0 is compatible with Naughty Movies 6.2???


    I've played around a LOT with Wife 1.0 which lead to a critical internal clock error. In order to fix the internal clock error I needed it install the patch Bun_In_The_Oven 1.7, that lead to the installation of another program, Offspring 1.0 9 months later. Now Wife 1.0 is asking for that patch again . . . . I really need to install a firewall.
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