I'd like to see Oakland's pro football team play on the road at, oh, let's say Miami. It would be the fourth quarter, and they'd be down 27 points. The fans who are left would "walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless
monsters." Therefore...

at the 11:38 mark of the 4th, with the score 11-38 (as it would appear on the scoreboard), the Raiders would be on the 38 yard line (where, at Pro Player Stadium would be in the sand from the baseball infield) with 11 yards to go for a first down. People in the stands barking out incoherent noises, raising their arms. Sweet...