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    I put in a bid on an eBay item today, with 11 hours and 38 minutes left in the auction. Clearly, I don't understand sniping. We'll see if I win some shoes.
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    p.s. I am the owner of barely-worn Converse All Star 2000 basketball shoes (replaces my own that died earlier).

    I know I'm addicted to 1138, when a news report that there've been 1118 cases of West Nile in the US this year, and my first thought was if there'd be 20 more. I'm sorry.
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    File this under "missed it by that much...":

    I had jury duty today and was sent to a court room hearing a case where I'm a potential witness.
    Checking the proceedings in the court's computer, I was jettisoned from the court room at 11:42.
    ¡Que la fuerza te acompañe!

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    I had several "MIBTM" ones lately: on my phone today was a call about a library book hold that's in that came at 11:26am, the Dow Jones and S&P 500 went down 115.30 and 11.41 points respectively yesterday, an email message sent at 11:37 this morning, noticed my trip-ometer when it was at 114.2 miles. So close.
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    Checking NFL stats shows that RB Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks is second in the league with 1,138 rushing yards.
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bel-Cam Jos View Post
    Checking NFL stats shows that RB Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks is second in the league with 1,138 rushing yards.
    Go Seahawks!

    I work with numbers all the time at work, and I've been noticing 1138 show up a bit more lately.

    There was something in the paper recently in the "This Day in History" that had 1138 in it, but I don't remember what it was. I think it was deaths in a disaster or some sort of attack or battle. I'll see if I can find it again.

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    Here it is:

    November 26, 1943 - During World War II, the HMT Rohna, a British transport ship carrying American soldiers, was hit by a German missile off Algeria; 1,138 men were killed.

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    Ugh, that's a rough one, MSP.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    Discovered that NFL running back DeAngelo Williams has 1,138 career rusihing attempts.
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bel-Cam Jos View Post
    Discovered that NFL running back DeAngelo Williams has 1,138 career rusihing attempts.
    I guess it is time for him to retire then. He hasn't done that great for my fantasy football team in a while.

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