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    Peeing and blowing your nose at the same time.

    It makes one hell of a mess on my bumcheeks Usually a pee constitutes one wipe and one wipe only, but i had to wipe two times. Once to wipe the normal wipe and again to wipe my now wet bumcheeks.

    You guys should try it...sit down on the toilet for once and pee and blow your nose, see what happens, post it here.
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    If its anything like sneezing/coughing and farting at the same time, I dont want to do it.
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    sneezing and farting on the toilet usually ends up in sharting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deoxyribonucleic View Post
    It makes one hell of a mess on my bumcheeks Usually a pee constitutes one wipe and one wipe only, but i had to wipe two times. Once to wipe the normal wipe and again to wipe my now wet bumcheeks.

    You guys should try it...sit down on the toilet for once and pee and blow your nose, see what happens, post it here.
    Oh, try standing and doing it. Your stream stops for a split second, and ensuing rush is difficult to aim properly.
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    my my MY my my... DAMN

    Nothing to say here that wouldn't get me banned. but I do enjoy sneezing
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    Try sneezing and throwing up at the same time...

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    You guys should try it...sit down on the toilet for once and pee and blow your nose, see what happens, post it here.
    Only if you stand up and try to pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Battle Droid View Post
    Only if you stand up and try to pee.
    Good one! I have actually done that before when I was younger. My friend had a sleepover/birthday party and we stood on this loading platform (they lived on an orchard so they had all kinds of orchard 'stuff') and peed standing up to see who could pee the farthest. Needless to say, it was very difficult
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    my mother always crosses her legs when she sneezes in case she pees. which made me think it was a thing peculiar to women. can't say i've ever felt anything when I've sneezed and peed other than my aim slipping. god damn carpets in bathrooms. who the hell thought that was a good idea?

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