...on a deserted island, and could only have 5 things to help you survive, what would you want to have with you?
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03-12-2008 #1Registered
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If You Were Stranded...
[FONT=Arial Narrow]MOM, THROW DOWN SOME MONEY! THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMIIING!!!![/FONT]
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Never ending clean source of water
Originally Posted by Jedi_Kal-El
Never ending fire in an unextinguisable firepit
Never ending food
Shelter
A hot babe! (Non-whining and non-b!tchy)Last edited by jedi master sal; 03-13-2008 at 09:06 AM.
Move along, move along
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03-12-2008 #3
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A big boat
Gas for the big boat
Food for the big boat
GPS
Satellite radio.
View of me waving goodbye to the deserted island....Priceless."No one helped me so why should I help you?" - College professor circa 1999
By choosing not to decide you still have made a choice.
I'm in love with the women of Univision.
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Dwight: Question, is there firewood on the island?
Jim: I guess.
Dwight: Then I would bring an axe, no books.
Jim: It has to be a book Dwight.
Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference…
Jim: Nice. Smart.
Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
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"Slicker's mom"
"Slicker's mom" repellent.Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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burrrrnnn. u got her good@!!
I'd bring:
A helper monkey
A tuxedo for the helper monkey
Roller skates for said helper monkey in a tuxedo
A top hate for the roller skating tuxedo wearing helper monkey
A bottle of waterUp, up, and OKAAAAY!!!
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Top hate? What, like non tipping diners? Someone elses pee on the toilet seat? A CD of some chick whining about menstruation?
I would take a tent. A polar sleeping bag. A tazer gun. a Swiss army knife. And a certain someone..........
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03-13-2008 #8
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Awesome! Immediately what I thought of when I read this thread. Originally Posted by Caesar
"That's the best deal you're gonna get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't."
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A good knife: A knife is a very useful tool and hard to replace with anything else.
Something to collect water in: You can live long without water. If you can find a source of water, having something to collect it in is important.
A flint sparker: They take more practice than a match or lighter, but flint sparkers work under a wider range of conditions and don't run out.
Some rope or cord: Rope, like a knife with just too useful and hard to replace.
Oh, I'll say an ax: Not knowing what type of island this is, I'll get an ax a long."I'm sick and tried of these motherfrakkking Sith on this motherfrakkker plane!"
Mace Windu - Episode 2.5: Sith on a Plane
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03-13-2008 #10
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A big spoon
Edit: Oh I thought you said a desserted Island.
In that case:
Machete
Lots of twine
Flint
Canteen
Satellite phone to call someone to pick my deserted self up and bring me some dessert.
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