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    If You Were Stranded...

    ...on a deserted island, and could only have 5 things to help you survive, what would you want to have with you?
    [FONT=Arial Narrow]MOM, THROW DOWN SOME MONEY! THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMIIING!!!![/FONT]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi_Kal-El View Post
    ...on a deserted island, and could only have 5 things to help you survive, what would you want to have with you?
    Never ending clean source of water
    Never ending fire in an unextinguisable firepit
    Never ending food
    Shelter
    A hot babe! (Non-whining and non-b!tchy)
    Last edited by jedi master sal; 03-13-2008 at 09:06 AM.
    Move along, move along

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    A big boat
    Gas for the big boat
    Food for the big boat
    GPS
    Satellite radio.

    View of me waving goodbye to the deserted island....Priceless.
    "No one helped me so why should I help you?" - College professor circa 1999

    By choosing not to decide you still have made a choice.

    I'm in love with the women of Univision.

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    Dwight: Question, is there firewood on the island?

    Jim: I guess.

    Dwight: Then I would bring an axe, no books.

    Jim: It has to be a book Dwight.

    Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference…

    Jim: Nice. Smart.

    Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

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    "Slicker's mom"



    "Slicker's mom" repellent.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    burrrrnnn. u got her good@!!


    I'd bring:

    A helper monkey
    A tuxedo for the helper monkey
    Roller skates for said helper monkey in a tuxedo
    A top hate for the roller skating tuxedo wearing helper monkey
    A bottle of water
    Up, up, and OKAAAAY!!!

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    Top hate? What, like non tipping diners? Someone elses pee on the toilet seat? A CD of some chick whining about menstruation?

    I would take a tent. A polar sleeping bag. A tazer gun. a Swiss army knife. And a certain someone..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caesar View Post
    Dwight: Question, is there firewood on the island?

    Jim: I guess.

    Dwight: Then I would bring an axe, no books.

    Jim: It has to be a book Dwight.

    Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference…

    Jim: Nice. Smart.

    Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
    Awesome! Immediately what I thought of when I read this thread.
    "That's the best deal you're gonna get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't."

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    A good knife: A knife is a very useful tool and hard to replace with anything else.
    Something to collect water in: You can live long without water. If you can find a source of water, having something to collect it in is important.
    A flint sparker: They take more practice than a match or lighter, but flint sparkers work under a wider range of conditions and don't run out.
    Some rope or cord: Rope, like a knife with just too useful and hard to replace.
    Oh, I'll say an ax: Not knowing what type of island this is, I'll get an ax a long.
    "I'm sick and tried of these motherfrakkking Sith on this motherfrakkker plane!"
    Mace Windu - Episode 2.5: Sith on a Plane

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    A big spoon


    Edit: Oh I thought you said a desserted Island.

    In that case:

    Machete
    Lots of twine
    Flint
    Canteen
    Satellite phone to call someone to pick my deserted self up and bring me some dessert.

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