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AUGH! THROUGH YOUR TONGUE?!? Geez, how did that happen?
Yeah... a baby carrot rolled off my teeth and my tongue took its place. So, as you can guess, the force of my bit was intended for something pretty solid and... CRUNCH! It bled for about 4 hours and I looked like Flick from A Christmas Story. It still bled a little the next morning when I brushed my teeth. There was obviously blood there overnight 'cos a lot of brown came out when I brushed the back of my tongue. It's a lot better now (thank goodness). There was a chunk of dead tongue hanging off, so I snatched it and cut it off with a pair of scissors and that seemed to expedite the healing.

Didn't feel much like food today, so I just had some raw almonds and iced coffee.