Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
Why do I have the urge to storm something French today...?
Today needs to become Moon Day. "If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon)..."
Yes, moon day, Congress is working on making a National Monument of the lunar landing site!
May the force be with you.
Labor Day: oxymoron : Boxing Day : pro-violence (for all you analogies fans out there, even thought this was a poor one)
Uh, haven't you heard of the lick-it rule? Just after his famous speech, which also explains why his voice was off some, Mr. Armstrong claimed the moon (not made of cheese, so he said) for USA! USA!
Oh, I forgot how binding UN resolutions are, backed by the UN's powerful, respected forces. Sorry.