I was sleeping in a bunk bed upon the bottom level and with which the top had been turned into an aquarium. I accidentally ate a goldfish that jumped out while I slept. Goldfish are toxic and so I woke up and was trying to spit it all back out. A head came out first. Then Sean Connery as James Bond was reflected in the mirror, pointing a gun at me with a silencer in place. He said, "I'm going to end this now, Goldfish!" I dodged the first bullet and ran from that bathroom to another where I spit out the tail and then a fin. I was getting scared that I was going to die from Goldfish poisoning but I also had to worry about James Bond shooting at me. I don't know what would have happened. I woke up for real after that.
Next I dreamt I was trying on clothes in a small surfshop. The bruenette girl clerk that was helping me was really hot, so I decided to try on everything that looked moderately appealing that was in her store. This way I could delay for time until I figured out how to ask her on a date. Well, her shift ended while I was in the changing room and another hot little blonde girl came in to take over. Didn't matter to me - they were both attractive. So I struck up conversation with the blonde girl. She and I were getting along great at first. Then she started talking about God, Jesus, and her church. I should have known better and just played the role of the perfect pious Christian, but instead I just had to instigate something and jokingly tell her I was an adherent to Satan's path to hedonism. I was in the process of joking about this when the first girl I'd liked, the bruenette returned to the store. Apparently she was the blonde girl's friend, and they both ganged up on me and proceeded to tell me how I needed to change my lifestyle and attend a religous introvention group for behavioral therapy before it was too late for my soul. Great, just what I needed. If I'm going to be a sinner, why can't I also be a good liar? It would make everything else a lot easier.
And "Broken, Beat, and Scarred" would be great for the movie soundtrack, but a power ballad that everyone gets sick of in a short while is that much more appropriate. If it's going to be Metallica, how about the first "Unforgiven?"