Page 160 of 867 FirstFirst ... 60110150156157158159160161162163164170210260660 ... LastLast
Results 1,591 to 1,600 of 8662

Thread: New Contest!

  1. #1591

    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    hanging out at the circle K
    Posts
    3,181
    Quote Originally Posted by morpheus282 View Post
    A guy walks into a diner and orders eggs benedict on a hubcap. The waitress looks at him with a rather perplexed expression and asks "why would you want eggs benedict on a hubcap?" The patron responds "because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
    that belongs in the pun thread

  2. #1592
    Or it could go in the bad joke thread...
    Up, up, and OKAAAAY!!!

  3. #1593
    So...

    Ellen DeGeneres after a long sweaty workout in the gym

    or

    ...a freshly-showered Catherine Coulter?

  4. #1594
    TeeEye7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Somewhere between the delta and the core
    Posts
    5,130
    Quote Originally Posted by Slicker View Post
    Or it could go in the bad joke thread...
    It's Slick of the Future!

    When does the GW sail for St. Catharines?
    ¡Que la fuerza te acompañe!

  5. #1595
    Quote Originally Posted by Ji'dai View Post
    So...

    Ellen DeGeneres after a long sweaty workout in the gym

    or

    ...a freshly-showered Catherine Coulter?
    Catherine Coulter, for sure, and she can be sweaty I don't mind.
    Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split. - Robert E. Howard

  6. #1596
    She didn't look too hot on the Today show last week.

  7. #1597
    Quote Originally Posted by Ji'dai View Post
    She didn't look too hot on the Today show last week.
    I don't usually watch the Today Show, so I didn't see it. I can imagine that they wouldn't do her any favors, though, she's got to be public enemy #1 in the eyes of the mainstream media.
    Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split. - Robert E. Howard

  8. #1598
    They had her on two days in row plugging her new book so maybe they were taking a break from their usual evil liberal agenda

    I've got an HDTV now, which I've discovered makes just about everyone look either really, really, really young and hot or really, really, really old and decrepit

  9. #1599
    watching In the Line of Fire with Clint Eastwood. love this movie.
    Looking for CW 2010 Sidious and TX-20...if anyone can help it would be greatly appreciated. thanks

  10. #1600
    I'm watching hysterically bad fan made star trek episodes.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO