New Contest!

[sith_killer_99]

Yes, yes you do, but so do I.

[Mr. JabbaJohnL]

I wonder how long they can keep this up?

That's what she said!

[LTBasker]

And now...when my rumblings toll at midnight.

Were there ever a dream so rad, this dream was that to be absolutely had? And yet, all so sad, this dream cannot be had, for this dream doesn't exist - not even a tad. The dream crashes down, nay, not on a pad, it's fate will be bad. Perhaps a reason to be mad, but was this dream to really be had, or merely to be rad? If you could fathom it, even just a tad, would you not be so sad? Well you bloody cad, this dream - the dream to be had, cannot be had nor can you be sad for this dream was just a tad of the path that was bad and through this path you would be mad. Listen here lass or lad, if your dream were a dream to be had for then nevermore would you be sad, nor mad, yet if you simply live in a dream, would you really be glad?

This is about a fear of driving.

[bigbarada]

BigB, can you post somemore of those demotivational posters? The ones you did earlier were great.

Okay, I just have to be careful because I have a bunch that aren't really appropriate for this site.

[El Chuxter]

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender said, "You have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants." The pirate looked at him with his one good eye and said, "Yarr, it's driving me nuts!"

[bigbarada]

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[Lord Malakite]

I am a modern animal, vegetable and mineral.

[bigbarada]

I have to space these out and not post them all at once.

[bigbarada]

Ah, the heck with it, one more:

[Lord Malakite]

Guess I win now.