No, a computer should do all the formulation based on content of posts, relevancy of topic, number of posts, and times you appropriately flamed and how you responded to the flaming...
You know, the BCS!
Oh well, if that doesn't work, we can always play a fixed game of chance and call it gambling.
Qui Gon cheated and Darth Maul gave him what he deserved for doing it.
So that's why the Jedi were Evil according to Anakin!
How can I? The Holonet is totally blocked for those of us in the rural parts! Or don't you know that?
So I just found out Maureen McCormick was roasting Larry the cable guy on comedy central the other night. I'd love to get roasted by Marsha Brady. Scarlett Johannsen would be better though.