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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chuxter View Post
    I've had what I was told was "real" Chinese food once. I couldn't eat very much of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by mtriv73 View Post
    Too spicy or did you just not care for what was in it?

    What was in it. I could recognize by the pattern of the "tissue" that it was lung and stomach. I was told heart is too expensive to serve.
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  2. #4962
    Quote Originally Posted by Slicker View Post
    Now you can surf porn at the same speed as the rest of us!!!
    I've discovered that since being married, I no longer surf the "porn" sites, and I have only tracking cookies when I do my weekly Norton virus check, instead of the rest that used to come up in my single man days.
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    Are you thinking along the lines of chocolate chips and taco meat?
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  5. #4965
    No. Just a sugar cookie but instead of sugar on top it would have taco seasoning.

    There was a guy on the radio just now talking about how he'd recently been "murrayed." I think he might have been trying to say married, but I had visions of this overweight balding guy with a thick mustache coming up behind him and sticking his finger in the guys ear while giving him a noogie.

    I hope I never get murrayed.

  6. #4966
    Quote Originally Posted by mtriv73 View Post
    I hope I never get murrayed.
    Could also be the weekend he spent in the slammer for his drunk driving conviction too.
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  7. #4967
    I prefer my local grocery store's brand of orange juice to the national brands. I've never drunk OJ while driving.
    "That's what Sheev said."

  8. #4968
    I wish I had some O.J. to go with my breakfast, but all I can find is apple juice.
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  9. #4969
    i put moo juice on my cereal for breakfast.

  10. #4970
    Quote Originally Posted by bobafrett View Post
    I wish I had some O.J. to go with my breakfast
    Yeah, that would make for a killer combination.
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