New Contest!

[pbarnard]

I've had what I was told was "real" Chinese food once. I couldn't eat very much of it.

Too spicy or did you just not care for what was in it?

What was in it. I could recognize by the pattern of the "tissue" that it was lung and stomach. I was told heart is too expensive to serve.

[bobafrett]

Now you can surf porn at the same speed as the rest of us!!!

I've discovered that since being married, I no longer surf the "porn" sites, and I have only tracking cookies when I do my weekly Norton virus check, instead of the rest that used to come up in my single man days.

[mtriv73]

I wonder if Taco cookies would taste good? Probably not.

[bobafrett]

Are you thinking along the lines of chocolate chips and taco meat?

[mtriv73]

No. Just a sugar cookie but instead of sugar on top it would have taco seasoning.

There was a guy on the radio just now talking about how he'd recently been "murrayed." I think he might have been trying to say married, but I had visions of this overweight balding guy with a thick mustache coming up behind him and sticking his finger in the guys ear while giving him a noogie.

I hope I never get murrayed.

[pbarnard]

I hope I never get murrayed.

Could also be the weekend he spent in the slammer for his drunk driving conviction too.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I prefer my local grocery store's brand of orange juice to the national brands. I've never drunk OJ while driving.

[bobafrett]

I wish I had some O.J. to go with my breakfast, but all I can find is apple juice.

[Darth Jax]

i put moo juice on my cereal for breakfast.

[JetsAndHeels]

I wish I had some O.J. to go with my breakfast

Yeah, that would make for a killer combination.