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[Darth Jax]

when you can't even remember what gender you are, you know the memory is really going.

[pbarnard]

Shoot, I missed page 711, and the reason I was looking so forward to page 711 is I worked at a 7-Eleven, and I was going to post a picture of me working at a 7-11 if I can find it.


I found it, I found it, here is a picture of me in my days working at a 7-Eleven. This had to be abvout 16 years or so ago.

I made all the Slurpee and Roller Dog jokes I could!!! I tried.

[mtriv73]

The other day, I accidentally walked into the women's restroom at Wal*Mart.

Accidentally walking in is forgivable. The fact that you stayed until your "business" was concluded is kind of creepy.

[pbarnard]

There's a Slicker's mom joke someplace here, but I can't quite think of one.

[mtriv73]

There's a Slicker's mom joke someplace here, but I can't quite think of one.

It involves former senator Larry Craig not BCJ

[pbarnard]

Thanks, it bothered me for more than 3.2 seconds.

[Slicker]

Why is it that Slicker's mom jokes never get old?! That old hag is a living legend!...in more ways than one...

[pbarnard]

*shrugs* I had momentary confusion, Larry Craig jokes for bathroom stall situations, that's all.

[TeeEye7]

I'm confused, too. Isn't Larry Craig writing a book with something to do with plumbing fixtures, Riverdance, and Morse Code with just a bit of Emily Post thrown in?

[mtriv73]

Why is it that Slicker's mom jokes never get old?! That old hag is a living legend!...in more ways than one...

They got old a long time ago. We're just not imaginative enough to come up with something else.