New Contest!

[Slicker]

you'll have to pass on the word slick, since they rarely visit us here at SSG anymores.

For real. I guess there's just nothing interesting here anymore...

[Darth Jax]

Did you say, yes to the refugee question? You might have a gotten free room, food, and the best medical care on the continent.

if you don't mind waiting for it. for the best care money can buy, don't leave the states.

For real. I guess there's just nothing interesting here anymore...

definitely less interesting without them around

[pbarnard]

Did you say, yes to the refugee question? You might have a gotten free room, food, and the best medical care on the continent.

No, because that would've invalidated my wife's green card.

[TeeEye7]

I'm with CoCo.

[Darth Jax]

you talking bout Mrs. Ice-T, your beloved TRS-80 or a soon to be unemployed red-headed talk show host?

[pbarnard]

No, the copyrighted drink made from chocolate...

[TeeEye7]

....or a soon to be unemployed red-headed talk show host?

...we shall overcome!

[pbarnard]

I think Conan should unleash Andy Richter, La Bamba, etc and do what he did in the 90s with the Today Show. Have them walk naked through tapings of Leno's show.

[Slicker]

If they fire Conan it'll be a very very bad idea. Leno just doesn't attract a younger crowd like Conan does.

[pbarnard]

It's a paradox...if you're old why are you up that late? If you're young, why are you home at that time?