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[Darth Jax]

It's a paradox...if you're old why are you up that late? If you're young, why are you home at that time?

and if you are young and at home, why are you watching tv when there is pron on the internet.

[pbarnard]

Or if there is some one you're marginally attracted to, why aren't you making porn for the internet on your webcam?

[Darth Jax]

i haven't been able to get her drunk enough to agree to it.

oh wait, that was a rhetorical question wasn't it

[pbarnard]

If drinking doesn't work, just say, you'll split the proceeds for selling the video.

[Slicker]

It's a paradox...if you're old why are you up that late? If you're young, why are you home at that time?

Well, I suppose that since I'm an old man when I say "young" I always think of my age (which is a well advanced 28 now) so I suppose it's not too unreasonable that someone of my "young" age would be home at that time of night.

I also think that Jay Leno is quite possibley the most UNfunny "comic" out there.

[Rocketboy]

For real. I guess there's just nothing interesting here anymore...

I'm still here with less posting because of the latter part of your post.

Phineas & Ferb is awesome, but Doofenshmirtz is epic.





And I'm also with Coco.

[mtriv73]

I'm still here with less posting because of the latter part of your post.

Phineas & Ferb is awesome, but Doofenshmirtz is epic.





And I'm also with Coco.

I renamed one of our cats "Agent P"

[pbarnard]

And the cat didn't notice or care.

[Rocketboy]

And the cat didn't notice or care.

He only appears not to notice or care.

[pbarnard]

Well with the power out because of the ice storm, we'll have to decide whether to head into work or not because the hospitals generators will keep power for the baby's sake.

Freeze him at home, or die on the roads coming. nice choices.