New Contest!

[pbarnard]

Nor do they EXpect it.

Copyright and trademark. I don't have the money to fend off a lawsuit.

[mtriv73]

When being pursued by lawyers throwing raspberries, the first thing you should do is release a tiger.

Word

[pbarnard]

Sadly, the contest prize was neither a tiger nor the money to buy a tiger.

[mtriv73]

Sadly, the contest prize was neither a tiger nor the money to buy a tiger.

You could release one of those Transformers you have everywhere in Iowa.

[pbarnard]

Well beneath my paygrade...and I'm a physiologist, not a freedom fighter.

[Darth Jax]

unless you're trapped within a low-budget horror flick or the latest summer blockbuster, where you must step out of your normal daily routine to save those around you and potentially the world

[pbarnard]

unless you're trapped within a low-budget horror flick or the latest summer blockbuster, where you must step out of your normal daily routine to save those around you and potentially the world

I also have noticed the lack of police response when bullets fly. Must be too far away from the donut shop.

[mtriv73]

I also have noticed the lack of police response when bullets fly. Must be too far away from the donut shop.

It's easier to just let TeeEye and others like him clean up the mess afterwards.

[pbarnard]

But if I don't put my toys away, how can I play with them again? My parents taught me to clean up after myself because no one else would.

[TeeEye7]

Must be too far away from the donut shop.

...or Starbucks.