When being pursued by lawyers throwing raspberries, the first thing you should do is release a tiger.
Sadly, the contest prize was neither a tiger nor the money to buy a tiger.
Well beneath my paygrade...and I'm a physiologist, not a freedom fighter.
unless you're trapped within a low-budget horror flick or the latest summer blockbuster, where you must step out of your normal daily routine to save those around you and potentially the world
But if I don't put my toys away, how can I play with them again? My parents taught me to clean up after myself because no one else would.