Or if there is some one you're marginally attracted to, why aren't you making porn for the internet on your webcam?
i haven't been able to get her drunk enough to agree to it.
oh wait, that was a rhetorical question wasn't it
If drinking doesn't work, just say, you'll split the proceeds for selling the video.
I also think that Jay Leno is quite possibley the most UNfunny "comic" out there.
Up, up, and OKAAAAY!!!
[FONT=Book Antiqua]He passes to Moses - He shoots, he scores![/FONT]
Mummy of the raincoat is a gigantic trollop.
And the cat didn't notice or care.
Well with the power out because of the ice storm, we'll have to decide whether to head into work or not because the hospitals generators will keep power for the baby's sake.
Freeze him at home, or die on the roads coming. nice choices.