I, the originator of the "Slicker's Mom" joke, am hereby retiring the Slicker's Mom jokes.
I had the opportunity to meet Slicker's Mom last weekend, and she is a stand-up woman.
No, really, she stood up the whole time. Though she had to lean against a van, since it was hard to balance with one foot behind her head.
Cheap, too. $25 for an hour of entertainment. That's a better bargain than most video games!
So, from here on, let's treat Slicker's Mom with the respect she deserves. She is truly great at her chosen profession, and not just to get on TV like those girls on Cathouse.