Effective immediately....

[El Chuxter]

I, the originator of the "Slicker's Mom" joke, am hereby retiring the Slicker's Mom jokes.

I had the opportunity to meet Slicker's Mom last weekend, and she is a stand-up woman.

No, really, she stood up the whole time. Though she had to lean against a van, since it was hard to balance with one foot behind her head.

Cheap, too. $25 for an hour of entertainment. That's a better bargain than most video games!

So, from here on, let's treat Slicker's Mom with the respect she deserves. She is truly great at her chosen profession, and not just to get on TV like those girls on Cathouse.

[Mister Roboto]

Slicker's dad has himself a trophy wife. Obviously it isn't a first place trophy.

[Ji'dai]

Here's to Slicker's Mom!

She was the biggest ***** in her hometown, but the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever Slicker's father was, for an hour or for a month, he must have been a happy man.

[pbarnard]

Not one for the road while on the road? How about just for old time's sake with the old timer? Not even a 5th one free?

[Qui-Long Gone]

El is your avatar a pic of Slick's mom?

[El Chuxter]

No, she, my signature, and location are from a very funny sketch in The Kentucky Fried Movie, which I can't say much more about without getting banned.

Also, I believe everyone has misinterpreted my reasons for this thread. This isn't a place to post Slicker's Mom jokes. The woman is a saint. Well, she's a missionary, at any rate.

[Jedi_Kal-El]

This isn't a place to post Slicker's Mom jokes. The woman is a saint. Well, she's a missionary, at any rate.

I thought she was more stand up than missionary, Chux?

[pbarnard]

I thought she was more stand up than missionary, Chux?

I need a new computer screen/keyboard now. Thanks.

[Mr. JabbaJohnL]

I never knew her personally, but I heard a lot.




It was mostly squishy sounds.

[Kidhuman]

May SLickers Mom Rest on her back in Peace.