This raccoon was as big as a dog! He was stanging almost 3 feet tall!
I really wanted to get rabies, so I went outside my gym to meet him (or her) but it took off running. Fortunately the car it ran in front of saw it and I was not the cause of a road kill for startling it.
So if a raccoon bites you under the full moon, do you start to change into one on the next full moon? Would that be termed a "werecoon?" I think I'm becoming one of those, or I just wore my sunglasses for too long last weekend.