Okay, I'm trying to keep my daughter distracted by showing her something on the computer for a few minutes. I figured an episode of the Tartakovsky Clone Wars would be ideal--just a few minutes long, brightly colored, and previously tested on Chux Jr with positive results.

Where the hell is Lucasfilm hiding the online videos? I cannot find them on starwars.com for the life of me. It would appear they've banned anyone from posting them anywhere else, too. Anyone have a direct link to where these Emmy & Annie-winning episodes have been squirreled away online?

Yeah, Lucas isn't trying to hide these so his inferior sequel can't easily be compared to it, my a**.