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    Registered Tycho's Avatar
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    Aug 2001
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    Talking Happy Life Day Everyone!

    On this Life Day we look back upon the past 36 years of the galaxy's recent history and recollect what we're thankful for:

    • Luke Skywalker saving the galaxy from Civil War only to leave it to his nephew to plunge the galaxy back into Civil War in the near future.
    • TaunTaun sleeping bags
    • Design flaws in every Death Star
    • Imperial heavy equipment able to be operated by Wookiees
    • Ewoks
    • Stormtroopers failing target practice
    • Twin Pod Cloud Cars
    • What else?
    BAD Pts Need: R5-C7 lf leg (x2), , R4-P44 right leg BAD Pts Offered For Trade: PM me - I have lots of parts now including BG-J38!. New Kyle Katarn is also available.

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    Senator Bel-Cam Jos's Avatar
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    Aug 2001
    Where "text" & "friend" are (n) & "fail" is (v)
    - clones (a.k.a. Tatooine Luke action figures)
    - buttons that open communications AND start starship drives all in one (Billy Mays approved! )
    - Imperial HoloNet (a.k.a. the InterGore)
    - CGI improving everything
    - all those Orders 67+
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    - Monkey Faced Leias singing to the Star Wars main theme
    - Deceitful Jedi standing on logs and torturing robots
    - Extra lines of dialogue that can be substituted for perfectly acceptable ones
    - James Earl Jones' voice and ability to keep spoilers secret
    - Cough drops used for Rebel rank emblems
    - Star Trek suing over the word "revenge"
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.


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