Gaze upon the majesty of this article of clothing, which is so incredibly awesome it transcends the moniker "t-shirt" and needs a new, more awesome sounding name. I call it a "Broffkein." That sounds like a name more worthy of this work of art.
I think it's a pretty safe bet to say that Leonardo da Vinci designed this shirt for Benjamin Franklin, and he then wore it to ancient Rome where he invented rock and roll, defeating the dinosaurs in a battle of the bands and depressing them so badly that the entire dinosaur family committed sepukku. Franklin then spent a romantic weekend on the moon with Helen of Troy, Susan B Anthony, the Bronte sisters, and Megan Fox, and they partied so hard that it left the entire moon in ruins. The original shirt was passed down to Ronnie James Dio, who found that it was so powerful that he turned into a being of pure awesome when he wore it, and his family had to lie to the world and say he was dead because mere mortals cannot comprehend the awesome of an energy-being Ronnie James Dio wearing this shirt. He now is in charge of rain for the entire solar system.