Favorite Simpsons quotes

[Brave Sir Robin]

"Was president Lincoln okay?"-Ralph Wiggum
"The robots of Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay robots of Star Wars!"-Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Announcer
"Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!"-Dentist
"Hasta la vista, Abey!"-Bart
"Welcome to an evening of history and picking up after ourselves!"-Principal Skinner
"It shows parts of the body which, necessary as they are, are evil!"-Maud Flanders

[Wolfwood319]

Oh, just about every episode has some good ones. Off the top of my head though;

"I have seen plays more exciting than this. Honest to God, PLAYS!"

"Great Merciful Crap, My Car!"

"Outta my way, Jerkass!"

"Oh, I have wasted my life..."

"A little late for Lenny..."

There are literally hundreds of great ones, those are one's I use on an everyday basis though.

[El Chuxter]

Tons upon tons of them. . . . Here's a couple:

"Why'd y'all hafta bring yer parents along? We's wasting valuable makeout time!"
"Now, Cletus, they's yer parents too!"

Moleman: "Oh, my brain!"

Sideshow Bob: "Guess who?"
Bob's Brother: "Merris?"

"It says I choo choo choose you--and it's a train! That's funny!"

"There's the rock where I see the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."

"A Simpson on a t-shirt? I never thought I'd see the day."

"There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: World War II, the American Revolution, and the Star Wars trilogy."

[mabudonicus]

how bout "there's no emoticon for how I feel right now"
"up yours, children"
"arrh, the hot pants"
or IMHO the funniest exchange ever- "but didn't your country break up" "THAT is what we wanted you to think"
(sorry if they're not bang on, I'm sure they're close)

[2-1B]

Play along chubbsy, there's a pie in it for you!

You sir, are worse than Hitler.

Back up a bit now, when are the pancakes coming in the mail?

Did anyone ever see Tron?

It says let's be friends and there's a picture of a bee.

You made me bleed my own blood!

Well, it's not so much what he said, but the way he said it.

[master jedi]

Yeah, but what are you going to do? -Homer

We need more secret sauce. Set this mayonaise out in the sun. -Zitty nerd (I forget his name)

[Lord Tenebrous]

Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.


Homer: Donut?
Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.


Bart: Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
Mrs Krabappel: Read page six of the school charter.
Bart: "No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies."
Mrs Krabappel: We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
A Milhouse-shaped lump in the snake: Hey, cool! There's a rabbit in here!


Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[SithDroid]

Ralph: Tastes like Burning.

[Jedi Teacher]

My all time favorite Simpson's quote--

(while Homer's driving with the family)

Homer: "D'oh"
Marge: "A dear!!"
Lisa: "A female dear!"


2nd to that is the entire Planet of the Apes musical.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I can't believe nary a one of you mentioned "I bent my wookiee."

My personal fave:

"Go banana!"