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    Favorite Simpsons quotes

    "Was president Lincoln okay?"-Ralph Wiggum
    "The robots of Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay robots of Star Wars!"-Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Announcer
    "Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!"-Dentist
    "Hasta la vista, Abey!"-Bart
    "Welcome to an evening of history and picking up after ourselves!"-Principal Skinner
    "It shows parts of the body which, necessary as they are, are evil!"-Maud Flanders

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    Registered Wolfwood319's Avatar
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    I'm everywhere you want to be...
    Oh, just about every episode has some good ones. Off the top of my head though;

    "I have seen plays more exciting than this. Honest to God, PLAYS!"

    "Great Merciful Crap, My Car!"

    "Outta my way, Jerkass!"

    "Oh, I have wasted my life..."

    "A little late for Lenny..."

    There are literally hundreds of great ones, those are one's I use on an everyday basis though.
    "Watch this, I'm going to horrify you into a coma..."

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    Tons upon tons of them. . . . Here's a couple:

    "Why'd y'all hafta bring yer parents along? We's wasting valuable makeout time!"
    "Now, Cletus, they's yer parents too!"

    Moleman: "Oh, my brain!"

    Sideshow Bob: "Guess who?"
    Bob's Brother: "Merris?"

    "It says I choo choo choose you--and it's a train! That's funny!"

    "There's the rock where I see the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."

    "A Simpson on a t-shirt? I never thought I'd see the day."

    "There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: World War II, the American Revolution, and the Star Wars trilogy."
    That's my jacket!

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    how bout "there's no emoticon for how I feel right now"
    "up yours, children"
    "arrh, the hot pants"
    or IMHO the funniest exchange ever- "but didn't your country break up" "THAT is what we wanted you to think"
    (sorry if they're not bang on, I'm sure they're close)
    Something about him reminds me of my older brother, Rex.

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    Play along chubbsy, there's a pie in it for you!

    You sir, are worse than Hitler.

    Back up a bit now, when are the pancakes coming in the mail?

    Did anyone ever see Tron?

    It says let's be friends and there's a picture of a bee.

    You made me bleed my own blood!

    Well, it's not so much what he said, but the way he said it.

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    Yeah, but what are you going to do? -Homer

    We need more secret sauce. Set this mayonaise out in the sun. -Zitty nerd (I forget his name)

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    Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and

    Homer: Donut?
    Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
    Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

    Bart: Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
    Mrs Krabappel: Read page six of the school charter.
    Bart: "No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies."
    Mrs Krabappel: We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
    A Milhouse-shaped lump in the snake: Hey, cool! There's a rabbit in here!

    Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
    "It's bombs away for Iraq and on our civil liberties if Bush and his cronies get their way. Dissent is patriotic!"
    - Helen Thomas, veteran journalist

    Journalists are mostly centrist in their political orientation. The minority of journalists who do not identify with the "center" are more likely to identify with the "right" when it comes to economic issues and to identify with the "left" when it comes to social issues.

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    Ralph: Tastes like Burning.
    "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

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    My all time favorite Simpson's quote--

    (while Homer's driving with the family)

    Homer: "D'oh"
    Marge: "A dear!!"
    Lisa: "A female dear!"

    2nd to that is the entire Planet of the Apes musical.

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    "Almost there, Almost there..."
    I can't believe nary a one of you mentioned "I bent my wookiee."

    My personal fave:

    "Go banana!"


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