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    There was a werewolf in my Panda Express tonight

    OK, if I've ever met a guy that I think could be a werewolf, it has to be this guy.

    He has very thick, long dark hair, and a thick, dark, but very straight beard (straight hair running down his face that is).

    He's very clean - almost like he's trying to be - to hide the blood-thirsty savage beast within him.

    I see him go into my Panda Express regularly, as I eat there a lot.

    Wait. Holy crap! I may then also be a werewolf!

    But in the event that is not the case, it still leaves the question about this guy.

    I will try to get a picture of him next time. But there should be no question (unless he's actually Wolverine).

    But I think he was waiting for Panada to close tonight, so he could attack and eat the employees.

    I wonder if tomorrow there will be police tape surrounding the entire restaurant and bloodstains on the walls, claw marks on the countertops.

    No, while this guy could be the real Wolverine, I think it's much more likely that this guy is a real werewolf!
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    I'm going to need more evidence, like maybe he orders the Mongolian beef but he asks for the meat raw and doesn't eat any of his vegetables.
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    Werewolves of San Diego.

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    Was he listening to the new Elton John/Leon Russell album? Because werewolves dig that music.
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    There was a panda at my Werewolf Express this morning.
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    I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's...
    His hair was perfect.
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    People with perfect hair all the time could either be werewolves or William Shatner.
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    And here I was thinking that perhaps the doctors needed to adjust your medication.
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    Sounds like love at first sight, Tycho. Next time you should ask for his number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast View Post
    Sounds like love at first sight, Tycho. Next time you should ask for his number.
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