That was good and we got "Central - South American Dictator Eaten By Tiger - goes great with cocaine!"
You spell Zero "Cyril."
You don't mean Cheryl, right? I think she's hot. I'd do her if she weren't a cartoon. She likes tigers.
Wonder if Christian Slater will be in next season?
And how fatherhood will change Archer? (I'm sure it won't...too bad it might be a while until his daughter is old enough to start dating. But they could do a time-travel episode so we might see that.)