I love the show but have no interest in purchasing Archer collectibles (I think - as I'm certainly going to look and laugh).

Archer in his suit would be boring.

Now if they made a highly detailed Archer with his suit all torn up and charred - like from tossing a grenade too close because he was drinking (when does this NOT happen on the show anyway?) then it might turn out pretty original.

It's Carol, the rich secretary that works with Pam who I think is a hot cartoon character.

I think I said Mallory before and that's Archer's mom! No! No! No! I do not want Archer's mother!