If they play .500 ball to close out the season, they'll get those 81 wins. Close enough to the Wild Card to keep them in the chase, but they're the fourth team vying for two spots (plus Philly and Milly who're hot right now).
From Star Wars Episode VII: the Broadway Edition... FN and the Amazing Technically-Poe's Dream Jacket.
Please, PLEASE stop scheduling the Brewers! It's against the 8th Amendment!
Come on Bucs! Get a winning season!!! At 74-74 right now....
You'll be sorry, Pee-Wee Herman!
Miguel Cabrera is one home run shy of the historic triple crown, and possibly the MVP he's been screwed out of two out of the past three years.
Nowhere in your incoherent ramblings did you come anywhere close to the answer. Thanks to you, everyone in this room is now stupider having heard you. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. -Billy Madison-
Houston? We have a problem...
Well, if they go 5-2 (not impossible, especially with the last six at home), they'll get the "magical" 81-81 record. One more with at the Mets, three each with Cincy and Atlanta (both have playoff spots locked in, just a question of where they'll finish).
Beat NY tomorrow, go 2-1 each the last two; whomp there it it.