One of my friends sent this to me and I just had to share it with you guys.
One of my friends sent this to me and I just had to share it with you guys.
"The best damn Christmas EVER!"
Both of those are keen, though that second one is damned awesome!
Have a merry Christmas, gang!
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
You know my girlfriend actually got that card for xmas . . . laughed my arse off I did!!
Come see Dar' Live™ Aug 12-15 in Orlando!!!
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is "c:\> hack into fbi"
My condolences. I hope the surgeons were able to reattach it, or pooping could be difficult and painful.
Tommy, close your eyes.
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