I hate you, Michael Bay (AKA TMNT reboot--now with 100% more aliens!)

[El Chuxter]

I hate you.

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Hell is a place where one spends all their time watching your crappy movies, and I hope you spend the rest of eternity there. I cannot help but believe you are on a crusade to **** off everyone by making stinking piles of garbage that share their names with beloved characters from our collective childhoods.

[Beast]

I think people are misinterpreting his words.

After all, the Ooze that mutated them was from an Alien Race. The Utroms.

So when Bay says "From an Alien Race", I think he's referring to the origins of the Mutagen Ooze.

I'll stick with that hope... rather than beat my head against the desk in annoyance and frustration.

[El Chuxter]

Okay, I'll grant you that it could be misinterpretation, or he could've just chosen his words poorly.

Still, Bay's track history with Transformers makes me wary that this is the case. I'm expecting a scene where Michelangelo pees on some dude.

[Lord Malakite]

I'm expecting a scene where Michelangelo pees on some dude.

I'm expecting the return of Venus de Milo.

[El Chuxter]

I'm expecting the return of Venus de Milo.

I'll let Vader speak for me.

[Beast]

I'm expecting the return of Venus de Milo.

You shut your goddamn mouth! *HATECHU!*

And Michael Bay is only Producing last I checked. So it might not be entirely awful.

[sith_killer_99]

Yeah well Bay "only produced"

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003
The Ammityville Horror 2005
Friday the 13th 2009
A Nightmare on Elm St. 2010

So, I do not have much hope.

[Beast]

Yeah well Bay "only produced"

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003
The Ammityville Horror 2005
Friday the 13th 2009
A Nightmare on Elm St. 2010

So, I do not have much hope.

The only one of those that is really outright bad is the Nightmare remake.

I actually like Texas Chainsaw, since R. Lee Ermey is awesome in those films. He's better than Leatherface.

And Friday the 13th wasn't too bad either. For condensing the first 3 films into one movie.

[bigbarada]

I'm kind of worried about Michael Bay's usage of the word "lovable." What does that word mean to him exactly and how many legs are the turtles going to have humped by the end of the film?

Also, does anyone else hear Bay uttering the phrase "tough, edgy and funny" and feel sick to their stomach at the possible implications?

[El Chuxter]

Also, does anyone else hear Bay uttering the phrase "tough, edgy and funny" and feel sick to their stomach at the possible implications?

Yes.

Everyone on Earth who's a Turtles fan (minus maybe five or six).