I'm sorry to say I turned down a chance to go see the Pirates vs. my Padres tonight.
I have been on a role with my writing. I'm taking an hour break to play on the internet, but that's very different from a 5 hour break to play at the ballgame.
Go Padres! Beat the Bucks!
Well, if the Padres switch to basketball, they can beat a team from Milwaukee. Bring your laptop to the game, Tycho, or write notes on a napkin (all great writers have napkin-idea stories to tell, right?). Go Bucs, beat the Fryers!
Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.