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    darth vader

    Im writing a short childrens story about darth vader. Im looking for any questions a child would like to ask darth vader, if they had the chance.If anyone could help me with this information it would be much appreciated.Thanks

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    Why do you breath so loud?
    What are those lights on your stomach for?
    Why are you so mean?

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    If I were a kid, I'd ask:

    What do you eat?
    Does it itch a lot inside your suit?
    What costume would you wear for Halloween?
    How tall are you?
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    "how many people have you killed"

    "have you seen the emperor naked, and if so, does he look like mr. burns?"

    "have you ever force choked a chicken?"

    "do you think O.J. was guilty?"

    "did you kill your wife?"

    "why did you cut your son's hand off?"

    "in retrospect, do you feel hitler deserves the title of the most evil man ever, seeing he never destroyed a whole planet?"

    "what happens if you fart?"
    Last edited by derek; 03-12-2002 at 08:26 PM.

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    "Why don't you take your helmet off?"

    "Why do you wear black?"

    "Why is your lightsaber red?"

    "Do you close your eyes and fall asleep when people are talking to you?"

    "Have you ever used the force to change the TV channel?"
    "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

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    I'll ask my kids tomorrow when they wake up.

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    Banned Rollo Tomassi's Avatar
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    "Almost there, Almost there..."
    What response do you have for skeptics who see lightsabers as nothing more than a giant phallic symbols?

    A two part question: Did you feel restricted by having to use the Darth title in keeping with Sithdom continuity? And what was the impetus for choosing the moniker Vader?

    If you were indeed the second most powerful being in the Empire, why, in Episode IV, were you taking orders from Tarkin like a little bitc....ooooh..Next question.

    Why is your helmet shaped that way? Is there some ergonomic value or is purely aesthetic?

    Why black? Why not red or dayglo orange?

    Was production of the TIE-advance series of fighters discontinued based on your recomendation after the battle of Yavin? What events led to this restructuring of the line?

    Do you Tae-bo?

    When confronting a rogue Jedi, have you ever had one randomly smack a bunch of buttons on your chest and then run like hell after you hit the ground like a sack of meat, gasping for air like a fish out of water?

    Where's Waldo?

    Did you recognize 3PO on Chewbacca's back and prevent the Bounty Hunter from frying them both for some archaic sentimental reason?

    What can brown do for you?

    What the heck were you thinking jumping out of that speeder SEVERAL MILES UP on Coruscant when you were chasing Zam Wesell?

    "Yipee"? "Whoo hoo"? Seriously. Who talks that way?

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    Got milk?

    (insert non-existant photo of Vader with milk mustache here)

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    How much wood, would a wood-chuck..etc?

    Jerry SPringer - my family hate my cybernetic guts - dicuss?

    How long does it take you to go to the bathroom?

    Do you like Britney for her music?

    Why do all your male friends wear dresses?

    Ponytails - are they eighties. or what?

    Are the vision holes on your visor prescription?
    Look - I'm Princess Leia!

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    Is your suit heavy?

    Can I try your light stick?

    How do you eat?

    Is it hot in there?

    Do you play?

    How old are you?

    Can I sit in the big chair?

    I'll never grow up!
    "Hokey packaging and ancient gimmicks are no match for good detail on your figure, kid."
    "I am a Klingot from Oklahoma in human boy form."
    "We came, we saw, we conquered... We, woke up!"


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