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    Exclamation Spoil the other movies with your knowledge of the series!

    Take a scene, then add additional dialogue/actions that totally ruins it!

    Leia (on board Tantive IV): "Darth Vader. Or, should I say 'Dark Father'?"
    Vader: "Wait, what?"


    Threepio (inside Lars garage): "Oh, thank the Maker. This lubrication bath is-"
    Owen: "What was that?"
    Threepio: "I was simply thanking the Maker for-"
    Owen: "That brat Anakin Skywalker used to call himself 'The Maker' that whole short time he was here. Punk."
    Luke: "Skywalker? Is that my father?"
    Owen: "I mean, Anakin Starkiller. Totally different person. No relation."
    Luke: "Oh..."


    Vader (on board Executor): "And NO disintegrations!"
    Fett: "I've never disintegrated anything. Not on screen, not even in a Clone Wars cartoon."
    Vader (mumbles): "Probably end up in some stinking pit someday..."
    Fett: "What was that?"


    Obi-Wan (near Outlander Club): "Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me someday."
    Anakin: "Like that would ever happen. I'd rather have my arm chopped off first."
    Obi-Wan: "More machine than man, eh?"
    Anakin: "I - am - iron man! Duh nuh nuh nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh nuh nah!"


    Padme (at Watto's shop): "You're a slave?"
    Anakin: "I'm a... slaaaave for you."
    Padme: "Eww!"
    Anakin: "Wonder who'll be more popular in the galaxy in the future: Jake Lloyd or Brittney?"
    Padme: "Why did the names 'Luke' and "Leia" just come to mind?"
    Jar-Jar: "Whosah needs da vote for de emergency powers?!"
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    Bail Organa (on Alderaan): "My child, never EVER play with a Saw."
    Child Leia: "Why, father?"
    Bail: "That might hurt you."
    Leia: "Okay..."
    Bail: "And that could... take my breath away! Now go!"
    Leia: "Maybe this will make sense some day, I... hope."

    Anakin (in Outlander Club): "Jedi business. Go back to your drinks."
    Club patron: "Oh, yeah? What actually IS 'Jedi business' anyway? I bet you're plotting to overthrow the galaxy with your hokey religion and sorcererous ways. They haven't given you clairvoyance enough to find that shapeshi-"
    Anakin: "I find your-"
    Obi-Wan: Stop it, Butt-the-Learner! I am your master, padawan!"
    Anakin: "Fine." (mutters under breath: "One of these days..." )

    Han (on the Falcon): "It is for me, sister!"
    Leia: "No; that's Luke."
    Han: "What are you talking about?"
    Leia: "You said, 'sister.' That's what Luke should call me."
    Han: "I don't know where you get your delusions of grandeur."
    Leia: "Somehow I've always known..."
    Luke: "Hey! Remember when we swung over that chasm a little bit ago? 'Member? ... that was cool..."

    Yoda (on Dagobah): "The cave... remember your failure at the cave!"
    Luke: "Uh, I won that battle. Vader's decapitated. Sure, my head was in his helmet, but that's just a metaphor that my enemy is all up in my dome and I'm just gonna listen to A Tribe Called Kast on my Dr. E headphones and drown out the haters as I pop a cap in his asteroid, yo."
    Ben: "And THAT boy was our last hope?"
    Yoda (sighing): "No. Find the 'other'."
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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    Kenobi: "Obi-Wan? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time."
    Luke: "In a galaxy far, far away?"
    Kenobi: "Sigh... you know, now I do remember owning a droid; got his head ripped off. Let me help you with that..."

    Anakin: "Whoa! That black leather outfit is amazing! Me likey!"
    Padme: "But we need to deliver our semi-Shakespeare lines now."
    Anakin [aside]: "Methinks the lady doth protest too much... but lookin' Tatooine hot, hot hot!"

    Tarkin: "Vader; release him."
    Vader: "And don't YOU choke on your aspirations, too, Admiral."
    Tarkin: "What? What did you say?"
    Vader: "I want a catch-phrase. Aspirational choking shall be mine."
    Tarkin: "Your sad devotion to that ancient meme culture will-"
    Vader: "Alright, alright! As you wish." [kicks "sand" by his feet in disappointment]

    Han: "Must've had a self-destruct. I didn't hit it that hard."
    [everyone who's hearing this in the control room]: "Must... resist... saying... 'that's what she said' line..."
    Leia: "An imperial probe droid... I guess we'll just use the Force."
    Han: "So that's how that works? Wow: like a Staples Easy Button..."

    Yoda: "When I am gone... the last... of the Jedi, you will be."
    Luke: "So, no female Jedi?"
    Yoda: "Hard to see the future is... strong female leads... audiences may later... expect."
    Luke: "But little product with them featured on the packaging?"
    Yoda: "Always, have you... looked away, to the future... Luke'd away... heh, heh, heh... good one" [coughs; dies]
    Luke: "Will I look good in a beard someday? Luke good... heh, heh, heh!"
    Too late; I already copyrighted these parodies: Rogue Juan, Rogue Won, Rogue Huan, Rogue Wan, Rogue Obi-Wan, Rouge One, Rogue Wand.

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