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    Talking Saviors of the Star Wars galaxy...

    I know this has absolutely NOTHING to do with POTJ, but it is the most read area. I was thinking, like I often do, who is the ultimate savior of the galaxy? And it is not Luke.
    Here are the finalists:
    R2-D2: Saved the Queen's starship, and Luke MANY times.
    Qui-Gon Jinn: Queen couldn't have been rescued without her, Anakin wouldn't have become a Jedi and saved the galaxy by eventually killing Palpatine
    Obi-Wan: Started training Luke, who somewhat saved the galaxy, helped Qui-Gon, Killed Darth Maul
    Darth Vader: killed Palpatine
    Luke: obvious
    Wedge: saved Luke several times
    Leia: got those Death Star Plans into R2
    C-3PO: told r2 to turn off garbage smashers
    Chewie: helped Han in many ways
    Han: saved Luke's BUTT many times, gave them a transport, saved Leia, etc
    Boba Fett: missed hitting Luke in the head
    Lando: Blew up DS2
    The list goes on and on, but the ultimate winner is:
    TC-14: Informed the Neimoidians that they were Jedi. If she hadn't they might have gone and talked to the Jedi and they may have negotiated, making it so that Qui-Gon would have never found Anakin, who would have never had Luke and Leia, who wouldn't have ever saved the galaxy. Darth Maul would still live and would have killed all the Jedi. Then Sidious and Maul would have no enemies to worry about, because most of the main threats to them wouldn't exist.
    WHEW there ya go.
    "Sometimes we are lucky enough to know our lives have been changed, to discard the old and embrace the new and run headlong down an immutable course."
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    The stormtroopers, for being so dumb!!! They always miss when they are shooting...one of them even crashes his head in a scene!!!!

    Do u remember in ANH when C-3PO and R-2 are almost caught by the stormtroopers in the Death star??? Well, when the stormtroopers open the door of that place, one of them crashes his head with the top of the door!!! Look at it, its real funny.
    As always...........L

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    Admiral Ozzel for coming out of light speed to close to the Hoth system. If the Imperials had gotten the drop on the Rebels things could have been ugly.

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    Thumbs down NONONO

    I mean the FIRST. I mean, if TC hadn't done that, NONE of that would've happened in the first place. So who do you think is the FIRST savior?
    "Sometimes we are lucky enough to know our lives have been changed, to discard the old and embrace the new and run headlong down an immutable course."
    ~ Jacques Cousteau
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    Obviously it's those saviors of the Universe, the Midichlorians. They control EVERYTHING you know. They're in the bloodstream, in your's, in mine, Luke's, Anakin's, the Jawa that says "utini!". If they weren't in the story, god knows what would've happened to the galaxy. Luke couldn't possibly have mustered up the internal fortitude on his own to destroy the Death Star, learn the ways of the Force, and face the Emperor. Nooo! Humans are far too weak and silly to accomplish great things on their own. It's the Midichlorians to the rescue. They did it all. Every bit of it. I swear! It's in the story now. Check it out for yourself. Really, I'm not crazy. Some people here will honestly back that up. They really really really believe that the Midichlorians belong in the Universe and and ... oh, forget it.

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    Question umm......

    No......I really think you are crazy. Midichlorians? What did they actually do? Nah. TC! Hero of the Universe!
    "Sometimes we are lucky enough to know our lives have been changed, to discard the old and embrace the new and run headlong down an immutable course."
    ~ Jacques Cousteau
    Great Traders: CowherPower

  7. #7
    Chancellor Valorum for secretely sending the Jedi in the first place.

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    Lightbulb Hmm......

    Good point! But it is actually the Jedi who sent Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan. Chancellor Valorum requested it, but one of the Jedi chose them. I think it was Mace Windu. So Valorum and Windu are the saviors!
    "Sometimes we are lucky enough to know our lives have been changed, to discard the old and embrace the new and run headlong down an immutable course."
    ~ Jacques Cousteau
    Great Traders: CowherPower

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    No, no, now that I think about it, it's Valorum's mom for making him eat his Wheaties.

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    Exclamation ah hah!

    Maybe you are right......
    "Sometimes we are lucky enough to know our lives have been changed, to discard the old and embrace the new and run headlong down an immutable course."
    ~ Jacques Cousteau
    Great Traders: CowherPower

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